The Onion
https://www.theonion.com/ncaa-women-s-locker-room-just-3-loose-garbage-bags-next-1846740118
https://www.theonion.com/injured-jaguar-praying-it-s-season-ending-1847740493
https://www.theonion.com/giannis-criticized-for-poor-footwork-while-hoisting-fin-1847330242
https://www.theonion.com/tigers-center-fielder-crashes-into-outfield-wall-just-t-1849463829
https://www.theonion.com/michelle-wie-shoots-63-while-using-rudy-giuliani-as-san-1846344336
McSweeneys
Awf Magazine
http://awfmag.com/transgender-student-athlete/
http://awfmag.com/god-joseph-surrogate/
http://awfmag.com/lea-michele/
http://awfmag.com/local-vampire/
http://awfmag.com/all-the-macrame/
Broadway Beat
https://www.thebroadwaybeat.com/post/good-news-actor-trying-stand-up
https://www.thebroadwaybeat.com/post/report-second-act-of-king-charles-iii-dragging-a-bit
Slackjaw
https://medium.com/slackjaw/im-your-student-loans-and-i-forgive-you-6ce00cf8011a
https://medium.com/slackjaw/sports-headlines-that-are-also-my-deepest-sexual-fantasies-aa12f3c11096