Writing Samples

The Onion

https://www.theonion.com/ncaa-women-s-locker-room-just-3-loose-garbage-bags-next-1846740118

https://www.theonion.com/injured-jaguar-praying-it-s-season-ending-1847740493

https://www.theonion.com/giannis-criticized-for-poor-footwork-while-hoisting-fin-1847330242

https://www.theonion.com/tigers-center-fielder-crashes-into-outfield-wall-just-t-1849463829

https://www.theonion.com/michelle-wie-shoots-63-while-using-rudy-giuliani-as-san-1846344336

McSweeneys

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-open-letter-to-my-straight-co-worker-who-was-visibly-uncomfortable-when-i-stood-at-the-urinal-next-to-him

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/yes-you-caught-me-im-trans-because-its-the-trendy-new-thing-to-legislate-against

Awf Magazine

http://awfmag.com/transgender-student-athlete/

http://awfmag.com/gay-blood/

http://awfmag.com/god-joseph-surrogate/

http://awfmag.com/lea-michele/

http://awfmag.com/local-vampire/

http://awfmag.com/all-the-macrame/

Broadway Beat

https://www.thebroadwaybeat.com/post/good-news-actor-trying-stand-up

https://www.thebroadwaybeat.com/post/opinion-it-s-not-real-theatre-if-my-knee-isn-t-absolutely-smashed-against-the-seat-in-front-of-me

https://www.thebroadwaybeat.com/post/report-second-act-of-king-charles-iii-dragging-a-bit

Slackjaw

https://medium.com/slackjaw/im-your-student-loans-and-i-forgive-you-6ce00cf8011a

https://medium.com/slackjaw/a-letter-pleading-for-in-person-church-services-from-that-parishioner-whos-super-extra-a7676cb33c65

https://medium.com/slackjaw/sports-headlines-that-are-also-my-deepest-sexual-fantasies-aa12f3c11096

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